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How to tell if your loved ones are plotting to eat you
Do your loved ones rub their bellies while you talk to them?
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Yes
No
Sometimes, but they don't think I see it
What the heck are you talking about???
Do they go to Costco and buy a gallon of mustard and say, "We will save this for our son/daughter."?
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Yes
Heck no
Sometimes, on "special" occasions
Do they constantly feed you and say, "This will make you very fresh and plump." (In a weird way)
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Yes! How did you know?
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Sometimes
Maybe, or I am just imagining things, like floating ice cream, and Gangnam Styling unicorns.
$70,001 - $100,000
Greater than $100,000
Prefer not to say
Check if they do this
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Drool if they are watching you
Say that your cousins ran away, but then you find a sign with bones on the bottom that says: "(Your name)'s cousin lies here. He/She was a very fine meal.
Go to Costco and buys a gallon of soy sauce.
Calculate!